While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, an officer was interrupted by a little boy about six years old. Looking up and down at his uniform, he asked, “Are you a cop?”
“Yes,” he replied and continued writing the report.
“My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that right?”
“Yes, that’s right,” he told him.
“Well, then,” he said as he extended his foot towards the officer, “would you please tie my shoe?”
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"Why, is your nose bigger than your dick?" OMFG so good!
Its still Sunday for me!!! For once this is literally six sentences since I don;t have a whole lot written for this. I’m attempting that Fake Married prompt and its going… okayish lol;; I’m having a hard time getting anything written lately.. bit of a slump…
“You could promise me a larger budget and I’d still say no. I will not go into the field to masquerade as a double oh’s trophy wife” he snapped from around his cigarette, cupping his hand around the stick and lit up. Drawing in a deep drag, Q sighed softly as he tilted his head back. Taking the stick between two slender fingers, he rubbed the bridge of his nose then looked back to Eve.
“Plus Q branch couldn’t survive a month without me let alone a whole year” he added with a hint of exhaustion. He wished that was a lie; there was a reason why he was at Q branch for over sixteen hours a day on average.